Coochie Monster Tee

Ready to shut down small talk and make a statement that’s as savage as it is hilarious? The I Eat Coochie For Pleasure Tee is the ultimate icebreaker for guys who don’t beat around the bush. Featuring a wild, graffiti-style design with a mischievous blue monster and a cookie that’s anything but innocent, this shirt puts your sense of humor front and center.

Crafted from comfy 100% cotton, it’s perfect for nights out, bachelor parties, or any time you’re ready to turn heads and spark some laughter. With big, colorful lettering and a design that pops on every color option—black, grey, white, or light blue—this tee was made for guys who live life with zero apologies and maximum bad-assery.

Specs:

100% premium cotton for long-lasting comfort
Unisex cut with a confident, relaxed fit
Bold full-back graphic with matching front chest print
Available in black, grey, white, and carolina blue as shown

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know you’re all about pleasure—no explanation needed.